You know what’s worse than slow internet?
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
troyesivan: twerkingmajestically: “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl. suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus. she is trapped inside her mother’s womb. the party has begun.
yourtubes: *calls you by your url at your funeral*
thefinalriots: why are people acting like taylor not liking justin is the end of the world have you ever not liked your best friend boyfriend or multiple boyfriends before you dumb fucks
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
nauticamarie: toolesbiantofunction: videohall: 2 grown men go through a labor simulation > I lost it at “STOP SMILING!!!!” LOOOL I died